crack kills?

So I've always plagued the world with the sight of my crack (as in booty crack). It used to bother me, but after a long search of different styles of pants, the use of belts, and wearing longer shirts I realized that nothing would hide it from sight. Yet why?

Last night I found my answer. Thanks to Katie (a girl who just moved onto my hall) she mentioned how her crack always shows since she has a longer crack than the average person.

LIGHTBULB!

That is my problem too. After an inspection of me trying on all sorts of pants, I realized that I have a longer crack than the average person (and cuter too).

So sorry world, but now realize my affliction. Thanks Katie.