One deadly jump for a spider one big step for Taleah

So today I had my first biology test it was kinda nerve racking because I didn't know what to really expect. I studied. I knew the material, but college teachers don't usually make multiple choice easy. It was a tad confusing and a lot of 'double answers' (stupid buffers!)

Any way I was glad to be done so I kinda wanted to relax a bit before tonight when I start the homework process again and sell my soul to the organic chemistry devil. (I do not believe in selling of souls. It happens, but my soul belongs to Jesus). SO I was chillin in my room watching Spin City. I decided that I would eat in my room because I was a tad to lazy to go the cafe and also I have an abundance of food in my room.

**REWIND**
This morning as I got ready for the day I for some reason looked up to my ceiling and saw that there was a spider. I thought to myself 'hmm a spider, it should die' but I didn't do anything about it because I still had to learn the properties of all the functional groups.
**FASTFORWARD**

So I decided to eat a healthful cup of chedder cup o' noodles and watch another episode of SPin City. As I finished the cup o' noodles I noticed that there was something black on my leg. For a second I thought it was a ball of black string because the night before i was sewing a nursing patch onto my roomate's scrubs (I love my roomate and try to take care of her) so I thought that it was just leftover thread. I did remember thought that I threw away the leftovers and that there should be no thread fuzz on me. As i focused i saw that it was mr. spider.

I didn't scream, I didn't jump. I just thought of the best way to kill him and kill him I did. I brushed him off my leg, with my bare hand and then made him jump off the carpet and then I squashed him. (I didn't want to get spider guts in my carpet)
It was easy and simple and i have no remorse or fear.

So good bye little jumping spider.
you will take no more jumps
especially onto my pants
because i will squash you
dead