Sunday, August 31, 2008

Exclamatory Insanity

Here are some things my readers should know about me.

I take internet grammar very seriously. Awful internet grammar is one of the banes of my existance here are the rules to be my friend/ me not to shank you:

*DO NOT MISSPELL WORDS THAT MAKE THE WORD LONGER OR JUST AS LONG TO MAKE IT SEEM COOLER.
i.e. cool into kewl, my into mai (I hate when people do that), or camp into kamp

*Please no uppercase lowercase junk. It is so annoying, it just shows how much of a loser you are and how much time you have to waste..

*Follow the rules for when using the exclamation mark. Honestly just use it when you are excited about something or trying to emphasize something amazing. You should not however use it like this:
So I went to the store! I bought green beans! It was so cool because the check out lady was fat and ugly!!!

So please use tact and the time when blogging/myspacing/facebooking/instant messaging. I will ever be so appreciative.

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